Date: 2016-02-22 06:42 am (UTC)
dirtdevil: (active listening)
From: [personal profile] dirtdevil
Helping us achieve our goal would require them to have their shit together, which [ grand arm gesture at their surroundings ] is obviously not the case. There's no time for that, but there's plenty of time to get a carnival troupe from another planet to come make a huge goddamn mess for a few days, right?

[ he's not bitter, though!! ]

Date: 2016-02-28 07:25 am (UTC)
dirtdevil: (a piñata full of scorpions)
From: [personal profile] dirtdevil
[ well, he operates under a certain level of bitterness pretty much at all times; the question is, has it spiked? (the answer is yes.) ]

If there is a reason, I can't even begin to guess what it is. Some kind of science experiment?

[ fuck them, seriously. ]
Edited Date: 2016-02-28 07:25 am (UTC)

deep down he'll always be mushroom

Date: 2016-02-29 02:50 am (UTC)
dirtdevil: (a subscription to Men's Fitness)
From: [personal profile] dirtdevil
Which supposedly don't exist anymore. I'm not even sure what to believe. Maybe this is all for shits and giggles and I'm just dicking around on another planet because some aliens got bored.

[ if his world does still exist and he's just not there, he's gonna be in deep shit. ]

sweats subtly

Date: 2016-03-01 05:25 am (UTC)
dirtdevil: (old-people smell)
From: [personal profile] dirtdevil
Yeah...

[ ...wait. Genos is talking about boredom like it's a foreign concept. is this more robot cyborg stuff? he squints. ]

Are you saying you don't experience boredom?

Date: 2016-03-03 11:48 pm (UTC)
dirtdevil: (a salty surprise)
From: [personal profile] dirtdevil
[ headtilt. really, dude? ]

...But you're not sure?

Date: 2016-03-04 06:40 am (UTC)
dirtdevil: (full frontal nudity)
From: [personal profile] dirtdevil
So you just have zero free time?

Date: 2016-03-08 04:06 am (UTC)
dirtdevil: (a gassy antelope)
From: [personal profile] dirtdevil
...I see.

[ ain't nothing wrong with cleaning the apartments of your loved ones. or... whatever. revered ones? worshipped ones? egg-shaped ones? ]

So what do you do as a "hero?"

Date: 2016-03-11 01:33 am (UTC)
dirtdevil: (lumberjack fantasies)
From: [personal profile] dirtdevil
Monsters, huh? Like the kind they have here?

Date: 2016-03-16 03:26 am (UTC)
dirtdevil: (leaving an awkward voicemail)
From: [personal profile] dirtdevil
[ he raises his eyebrows. veeery interesting... ]

Sounds like your world's kinda like mine.

[ you know, aside from the fact that he's talking to a fucking cyborg right now. that part's a little different. ]

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